A vending machine full of perfectly curated chaos, nostalgia and curiosity. We install it free, keep it stocked, and send you a check for 20% of every sale. Your customers stay longer, laugh harder, and spend more.
It's a machine that makes your customers stay longer, laugh harder and spend more. Every slot holds a sealed mystery — drop in a few bucks, pull something ridiculous, and watch the whole table demand a turn.
Before we get this party started: we are not selling you anything. We will be giving you money.
You get 20% of every vend. With a $12 average sale, venues collect around $500 a month — top Sacramento-sized venues can clear $2,000+. Direct deposit, every month.
The average group engages with the machine for 45–60 minutes, and the gap between a first and second pull is about an hour. More time in your bar means more rounds on your tab.
People film what they pull. #mysteryvending has 9M+ organic views on TikTok, and venues report 15–20 customer tags a month. That's free advertising for your bar.
We deliver, place and plug in the machine at zero cost. We'll even find the perfect dead corner so it earns without getting in the way.
Our team restocks and maintains the machine 3–4 times a week. No staff training, no maintenance, no inventory headaches. You do nothing.
A direct deposit lands every month. Change your mind? We remove the machine, no questions asked. No risk, no contract, no commitment.
Like a bartender that never overpours or calls in sick.
The machine is 72" tall with a 35" × 35" base — about 9 square feet. That dead corner by the restrooms? The awkward gap at the end of the bar? That's prime real estate now.
Nothing. Ever. We install it free, stock it free, and maintain it free. You collect 20% of every sale — venues average around $500 a month, and top venues earn $2,000+ in commissions.
No contract, no commitment, no fine print. If you change your mind, we'll remove the machine — no questions asked.
72" tall with a 35" × 35" base — about 9 square feet, roughly the footprint of an arcade cabinet. Most bars tuck it near the entrance, by the restrooms, or in a dead corner.
We do — typically 3–4 times a week. This isn't set-it-and-forget-it vending; we keep the lineup fresh so regulars always find something new.
A rotating mix of mystery bags (original, 90's edition, and adults-only), drinking games, ridiculous socks, retro toys, fortune cards, novelty kits and more — $5 to $25 a pull. Peek at the lineup.
Machines can be fully custom-wrapped — from psychedelic to minimalist to your own branding. Whatever your vibe, we match it.
