Short answer: it's never the same thing twice. Long answer: a rotating, curated mix of chaos, nostalgia and curiosity — $5 to $25 a pull. Here's a taste of the lineup.
The classics. Sealed bags of perfectly curated who-knows-what. Pick your flavor, pull the bag, open it with the whole table watching.
| Item | |
|---|---|
| Mystery Bag — Original | $10 |
| Mystery Bag — 90's Edition | $10 |
| Alcoholic Mystery Bag | $10 |
| Mystery Bag — Adults Only | $12 |
Every machine carries a different mix, and we rotate constantly — so the menu below is a snapshot, not a promise. That's the fun part.
| Fortune Card | $5 |
| 90's Mystery Item | $5 |
| Random Ridiculous Bracelet | $5 |
| Weird Color Time | $6 |
| Pokémon Cards | $6 |
| Kids Meal Toy (nostalgia!) | $7 |
| Mystery Enamel Pin | $7 |
| Random Drinking Game | $12 |
| More Drinky, Less Thinky | $12 |
| Birthday Kit | $10 |
| First Date | $10 |
| What The Actual F*ck | $12 |
| Booty Call Prep Pack | $10 |
| Random Ridiculous Socks | $10 |
| Shades | $10 |
| Really Weird Earrings | $10 |
| Mystery T-Shirt Challenge | $19 |
| Mystery Lighter | $13 |
| Gold Lighter | $17 |
| Stoner Kit | $16 |
| Stoner Kit *Gold* | $22 |
| Freaks Only | $16 |
| Super Freak | $20 |
Bag of Dicks. Boobs. Porn & Chicken. The adults-only bags. We'd explain, but mystery is literally our whole thing — you'll have to find a machine and see for yourself.
The lineup changes 3–4 times a week as we restock. Regulars check back because there's always something new to pull. That's by design.
