Zero risk · No contract · No maintenance

Your bar's new favorite employee works for 20%

We install a Mystery Box machine in your venue for free, restock it 3–4 times a week, and direct-deposit your cut every month. The only thing you provide is the outlet.

Mystery Box vending machine glowing in a crowded dark bar
Install to first payout: ~30 days
The deal, in plain English

Mystery Box is:

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Zero cost

Free machine, free install, free restocking, free maintenance. We even handle the custom wrap if you want one.

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No contract

No lock-ins, no commitments. If you change your mind, we remove the machine — no questions asked, no hard feelings.

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No work for staff

No staff training, no inventory, no repairs. Our team is in 3–4 times a week keeping it stocked and fresh.

Let's look at the numbers, shall we

The math your accountant will like

  • $12 average vend — compare that to $1–3 for a pool table or jukebox play.
  • You keep 20% of every sale — that's $2.40 on an average pull, on inventory you never buy or manage.
  • $500/month average commission — paid by direct deposit, every month.
  • Top venues earn $2,000+/month on $10K+ in machine sales.
  • 85% of buyers buy again — and the average customer pulls 2+ items per visit.
  • 45–60 minutes of engagement — groups stay for another round while they egg each other on.
$500
Avg monthly commission
$2K+
Top venue monthly commissions
20%
Your cut of every sale
$0
Your cost, forever

Earnings vary by venue traffic and placement — that's why we help you pick the perfect spot.

Where it goes

9 square feet of dead space → revenue

The machine is 72" tall on a 35" × 35" base. The best spots are places people already gather, pass, or wait:

Near the entrance

Every guest sees it on the way in and out. Instant curiosity.

By the restrooms

High-traffic zone with a naturally captive audience.

Dead corners

Turn your most useless square footage into a paycheck.

End of the bar

A natural extension of bar activity — easy for bartenders to point at.

By the games

Pool players and onlookers between turns are your best customers.

Worried about the look? Machines can be custom-wrapped — psychedelic, minimalist, or branded with your logo.

From yes to paycheck

How onboarding works

Quick walkthrough

Text or email us. We'll swing by, find 2–3 spots where the machine fits without disrupting flow, and pick the winner together.

Thursday install

We love Thursday installs — your machine debuts into the weekend rush and the buzz starts immediately.

Watch it work

We restock 3–4x a week and tune the lineup to your crowd. Your direct deposit lands every month like clockwork.

I'm in — where do I sign up?

Claim your free machine

Tell us about your venue and we'll get back to you fast — usually same day.

This opens your email app with everything pre-filled — or just email us directly at hello@sacramentomysteryvending.com.